Joe, is Golf better than sex?
Answer: Consider the following and judge for yourself: You don't have to sneak your golf magazines into the house. If you are having trouble with golf, it is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to show you how to improve your technique. The Ten Commandments don't say anything against golfing with someone else. If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you golfing, you are less likely to worry about them showing up on the Internet when you become famous. Your golf partner won't keep asking questions about other partners you've golfed with. It's perfectly respectable to golf with a total stranger. When you see a really good golfer, you don't have to feel guilty about imagining the two of you golfing together. Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you golf by yourself. When dealing with a golf pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop. You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy golf stuff. You can have a golf calendar on your wall at the office, tell golf jokes and invite coworkers to golf with you without getting sued for harassment. If you want to watch golf on television, you don't have to subscribe to a premium cable channel. Nobody expects you to promise to golf with just one partner for the rest of your life. A good golf partner will never say, "What? We just golfed last week, is that all you ever think about?" Foursomes are encouraged, you can still make money doing it as a senior, three times a day is possible, your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you do it with someone else. A below par performance is considered good, you can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers, the game is always willing to screw you (with bad breaks), you don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished. If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it.
Wednesday, August 24, 2005
Joe,
Golf sets used to have only two wedges and now I hear we should carry four, why is that, and how many wedges do you think should be in my bag, and which clubs should I replace with extra wedges?
Wayne
Hi Wayne,
In the past, golfers got by with only the pitching wedge and sand wedge because they wanted to stay within the 14 club limit without having to give up any other woods (3) or irons (8). Today’s irons have lower loft angles than before, so you need a Gap wedge for the distance between the pitching and sand wedges. Also with today’s course designs, a Loft wedge can do a flop shot better than a sand wedge. I recommend removing your long irons to stay within the 14 club limit. You can still carry 3 woods as long as one of them has some loft which covers the same distance as a long iron, and gets out of rough and bad lies better than a long iron.
Joe
Golf sets used to have only two wedges and now I hear we should carry four, why is that, and how many wedges do you think should be in my bag, and which clubs should I replace with extra wedges?
Wayne
Hi Wayne,
In the past, golfers got by with only the pitching wedge and sand wedge because they wanted to stay within the 14 club limit without having to give up any other woods (3) or irons (8). Today’s irons have lower loft angles than before, so you need a Gap wedge for the distance between the pitching and sand wedges. Also with today’s course designs, a Loft wedge can do a flop shot better than a sand wedge. I recommend removing your long irons to stay within the 14 club limit. You can still carry 3 woods as long as one of them has some loft which covers the same distance as a long iron, and gets out of rough and bad lies better than a long iron.
Joe
