Joe, what do you think of Retief Goosen? Don’t you think he is a bit dry, like a robot?

Answer: You can’t please everyone, no matter who you are. Retief conducts himself like a real gentleman, and when you do that, some people think you are too boring. Maybe Retief can take a few lessons from the Terrell Owens school of manners and etiquette, then after hitting a good shot Retief can do situps, flap his arms, or dance like Ray Lewis. That would be quite entertaining, but the USGA might hit him with a penalty for forgetting to suck a lemon in order to obtain the proper facial expression to play on the tour.